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Kids love adventure!
Kids love zany characters!
Kids love crazy humour!
Kids love other kids doing exciting stuff!
Kids love potatos (okay so they don't!)
Kids will love TOXICODA REEKS!
In a strange town called Rusty Springs live people and witches and a talkative chess-playing badger. Ducks play football, rats have televisions and bridges fall out of the sky. Squirrels do magic tricks, witches cast horrible spells and umpteen legends are born at the drop of a hat in Wonderful Grove Park.
Stinky witch 'Toxicoda Reeks' curses young Jack and Ellie's potato and crazy adventures are the result. But at least their Mum is as clever as a calculator with all those extra buttons that no one ever uses.
Crazy 14 chapter adventure in the equally crazy town of Rusty Springs, suitable for crazy children ages 4 to 10 years old and crazy adults 24 to 99! Dogs would love it too if they could read.
It's rated 8 out of 10 for humour and 11 out of 10 for craziness.
I mean, it has words like this:
The badger was also very interested to learn about why humans go making and using and collecting and spending something called ‘money’. Jack tried his best to explain the whole concept of pocket money and how it all worked. The badger thought money would be a wondrous thing for badgers to get into if they had the time. He even asked what it tasted like.
‘Maybe when I get back home,’ he suggested, ‘I can set up the first ever badger bank. I will call it the Winston Bank of Badger, and badgers from far and wide can save their badger money there. The badger bank will lend money to badgers that don’t have much, for a large fee of course. On Sundays we will eat a little bit of the money too. I will be rich and I can use the money to buy more banks and a big badger tunnelling machine!’
Kids love zany characters!
Kids love crazy humour!
Kids love other kids doing exciting stuff!
Kids love potatos (okay so they don't!)
Kids will love TOXICODA REEKS!
In a strange town called Rusty Springs live people and witches and a talkative chess-playing badger. Ducks play football, rats have televisions and bridges fall out of the sky. Squirrels do magic tricks, witches cast horrible spells and umpteen legends are born at the drop of a hat in Wonderful Grove Park.
Stinky witch 'Toxicoda Reeks' curses young Jack and Ellie's potato and crazy adventures are the result. But at least their Mum is as clever as a calculator with all those extra buttons that no one ever uses.
Crazy 14 chapter adventure in the equally crazy town of Rusty Springs, suitable for crazy children ages 4 to 10 years old and crazy adults 24 to 99! Dogs would love it too if they could read.
It's rated 8 out of 10 for humour and 11 out of 10 for craziness.
I mean, it has words like this:
The badger was also very interested to learn about why humans go making and using and collecting and spending something called ‘money’. Jack tried his best to explain the whole concept of pocket money and how it all worked. The badger thought money would be a wondrous thing for badgers to get into if they had the time. He even asked what it tasted like.
‘Maybe when I get back home,’ he suggested, ‘I can set up the first ever badger bank. I will call it the Winston Bank of Badger, and badgers from far and wide can save their badger money there. The badger bank will lend money to badgers that don’t have much, for a large fee of course. On Sundays we will eat a little bit of the money too. I will be rich and I can use the money to buy more banks and a big badger tunnelling machine!’
