Tongue Twisters, Riddles and Jokes

Read the tongue twisters out loud, faster and faster, and see if you can say them without tripping up. Try the riddles on your friends and see if they can answer them. Share the jokes with your family and friends; everyone loves a good laugh.



Knock knock.

Who's there?

Crystal.

Crystal who?

Crystal clear you've been avoiding me. I've come to find out why.



Which fish has a bad habit?

The pipe fish.



Fresh fried flying fish fill Fay’s frying pan.



Trixie Towers sells tacks at the race tracks and pays tax at the tacky tax shack.



Milly’s musk ox owes Ollie’s octopus two Greek grapes.



Why do gorillas beat their chests?

They haven't invented drums yet.



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats can't change light bulbs and even if they could they would find a way to get a human to do it for them.