Toby... Captivated

Okay – so my family isn't perfect – but then, whose is? And besides, it's a loving and wonderful family and I love every one of my brothers – I have three of them; my sister and my brothers in law – and yes. I did say brothers in law – Tomas and Will are married now too.
I'm aware that we might appear dysfunctional. I'm aware that my relationship with my twin brother seems weird to some – but it's what we are and they'll just have to deal with it.
Oh, and to top off all of the madness – I'm in love with an actress – and of course she's never going to want me – but there it is – ever since I saw the movie ‘Captivated' – I have been…