Theoterrorism

We are facing all kinds of threats but the most dangerous one is that of Theoterrorism. Everyone knows about al-Qaida; they are a Theoterrorism group. Theoterrorism is terrorism that has a religious motive or purpose. They are now here and want to take over Tocabaga. My name is Jack Gunn and I often ponder, how did our country get this way? My thinking is it was a number of things but it was also an overzealous President who was pushing for more control of the government to make a truly socialist state. The President put into effect Presidential Executive Order 13603 which to everyone's surprise declares that all property belongs to the Federal Government: your house, money, guns, and even your kids. They can tell you where to live and where to work. Benjamin Franklin once said, "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither." On Tocabaga we provide our own security and will never give up our freedom. In 2013, the NSA started to tap our phones, read our emails, read our snail mail, and read our Facebook pages. We were all being watched, we were all suspected of doing something wrong, we were all having our Bill of Rights violated in the name of government security, and no one did anything about it.