The Trial of the REV. Papi Chulo

My name is Pastor Angel Torres. This is my testimony of guilt and shame. I know testimonies are supposed to be glorious testaments to the wonder of God. I also know you have to hear about the sin and shame first. Sadly I have mostly sin and sin. I am a man who preached the word of God for over 20 years. In 20 years I went from 10 members in my living room, to a mega-church with thousands of members. In 20 years I also had numerous sexual affairs with former and current members. I am ashamed to admit that my lust for women became greater, than my love for God. This scandal was about to break in the media. I couldn’t face the shame. This morning I died of a heart attack, while attempting to commit suicide. For the next 7 days I will be on trial in the court of Heaven. If found Not Guilty, I will be welcomed into Heaven. If found guilty I will be sentenced to an eternity in Hell. The trial is being recorded in The Lambs Book of Life as… “The Trial Of The Rev. Papi Chulo”