The Taming of the Bastard

Nanny-slash-waitress, Millie McIntyre thinks she has her life all mapped out. All it will take is a small mortgage, a fat deposit and a lot of luck. Then, she'll be off living her dream life, running a B & B in Bali. That is, of course, after she learns how to cook something other than steamed vegetables and organic chicken. Nobody warned her about Sam though. He's new to The Lederhosen and his presence has everyone in a spin, including Millie. Sam is cute. Sam is intelligent. Sam has lovely muscles which Millie finds utterly distracting. Yet, despite his obvious appeal, Sam has one massive flaw. He has an ego the size of Western Australia and even worse, he plays Rugby Union. Could Sam be the one who will ruin all Millie's life plans? Is she really smitten with a man who loves Bruce Willis and proudly proclaims his abilty to burp the national anthem? One thing's for sure. something has got to change.