The Strange Return of Little Honey Rider

It was an England where one could spend more time in jail for blasphemy than for raping five-year-old girls, where British soldiers were told not to wear their uniforms in public because it might offend some Muslim with hatred in his heart and murder in his soul; an England where Jews were one-hundred times more likely to be the victim of a hate crime than a Muslim; of a place called Rotherham where Muslim men, following the dictates of the Qur'an, raped 1,400 young girls and forced them into prostitution because the girls were infidels and Allah was oft forgiving; where the immortal Stockton Bonds and private eye Bernard Piffy were locked in a struggle to the death with the forces of evil to protect little Honey Rider, a ten-year-old girl who might never have existed.