The Song of Sir Rod the Long

From orphan boy to the greatest knight of all—meet Rod, the outrageous hero of this bawdy verse novel that sets the Round Table spinning!In days of old, knights weren't just bold, they were downright outrageous! It's King Arthur's birthday, and Guinevere commands the knights of the Round Table to tell her The Song of Sir Rod the Long. Join the Queen as she hears the tale of this orphan boy and squire-school dropout as he searches for his missing boyfriend, the valiant Sir Bruce. Along the way his encounters include a handsome youth who makes war before love, a fierce vegetarian giant, and a lady wrestler from an all-woman commune. History is rewritten with a gay twist in this mock-translation of the recently discovered lavender manuscript. Sir Rod is a rowdy, ribald novel in verse—it's Camelot without the closet!