The Sacred Hamster of Ragadoon

Sunshine Allouette was known for occasionally indulging in a flippant saying when exasperated, calling upon the Sacred Hamster of Ragadoon every now and then. Now Ragadoon was a real place, a desert wilderness in her homeland of Greetiyah but no hamster had ever been seen there let alone a sacred one. The mischievous Massking twins took a fancy to the saying and often repeated it themselves just for the fun of it. Then they got to thinking, a dangerous thing where the crazy blonde twins from Nordeyer were concerned. Why should not there really be a sacred hamster in Ragadoon? Thus by means of a carefully laid plan they tricked all the girls of Dorm Flare to pay a visit to this obscure district of Ragadoon to see what might happen. Sadly they found only a people struggling to survive in a cursed land, searching for some purpose to their harsh lives. Perhaps, thought the Massking twins, a certain little rodent they had secretly brought with them might help out and become a source of inspiration to the downtrodden people. After all miracles were but reality touched by Twinkle Twin magic...