About This Book
It was time to face it, the times, they sucked! Herman, man of wisdom, was troubled by all the things that he saw in his small town. Garbage filled the streets! The leadership was corrupt! Worst of all, Gertrude, his sworn enemy, thought it was time for him to get a job. It was time to rise up...off the couch in front of the television and get some refreshments! Prompted by this pressing need, Melvin, Herman's skinny sidekick, flew into action with his master. Would they be able to beat back Gertrude and her plans for them to find constructive work? Would Martin Finkel, the new psychiatrist in town, succeed in his efforts to bring peace to a small town in turmoil? Yes, it was a great struggle. Then, it usually is when the entire world is at stake. The only thing to do in this sort of situation is to buy the book and find out what ridiculous thing happens next! ***Our prisons are full of people who have read about Herman and Melvin. Why would you want to be one of them? Stay away from this book at all costs! -Patrick O'Connor, Con Artist. ***If you ask me, every digital device in the world that contains The Ridiculous Adventures of Herman and Melvin should be destroyed for the protection of the human race. -Dr. W.L. Sneed. Chairman of the Bored, United Association of Abbreviations and Acronyms. ***An accurate and faithful record of our glorious achievements. -Herman and Melvin.
