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About This Book
I won't beat around the bush; Eve Ensler made me do it.
Ever since she wrote that remarkable book, 'The Vagina Monologues,' which gave women yet another reason to be proud of themselves, making the bond between them even stronger, and frustrating the hell out of us men in the bargain, I knew I had to write, THE PENIS MONOLOGUES. Hopefully, it will put the PENIS back at the head of the table where it belongs and give us men back our balls.
This then, is a HUMOROUS account of the grandeur of man's PENIS, and why it is envied by women throughout the world.
Harry Harris
LAUGHTER is good for more than just bringing a smile to your face, it's a total body experience. During laughter the heart beats faster, blood flow increases, the lungs expel carbon dioxide, tears cleanse the eyes, adrenaline and natural pain-killers are released, muscles relax, and the immune system boosts the activity of cancer-fighting cells. If you laugh 100 times it will yield the same cardiovascular workout as 10 minutes of rowing. During a good belly laugh your heart rate can top 120 beats a minute. The benefits are the same whether it's a genuine guffaw or a fake chuckle. Laughter also has psychological benefits: it counteracts emotions such as anger and depression. Therefore, as a doctor, I urge all of you men to read, The Penis Monologues, as if it were a wild and woolly comedy. I guarantee you that the laughter will benefit your health.
Dr. Arthur Benjamin Thomas
B.S.; M.D.; M.S.; Ph.D.; Sc.D
Also, Th.D. Doctor of Theology
Ever since she wrote that remarkable book, 'The Vagina Monologues,' which gave women yet another reason to be proud of themselves, making the bond between them even stronger, and frustrating the hell out of us men in the bargain, I knew I had to write, THE PENIS MONOLOGUES. Hopefully, it will put the PENIS back at the head of the table where it belongs and give us men back our balls.
This then, is a HUMOROUS account of the grandeur of man's PENIS, and why it is envied by women throughout the world.
Harry Harris
LAUGHTER is good for more than just bringing a smile to your face, it's a total body experience. During laughter the heart beats faster, blood flow increases, the lungs expel carbon dioxide, tears cleanse the eyes, adrenaline and natural pain-killers are released, muscles relax, and the immune system boosts the activity of cancer-fighting cells. If you laugh 100 times it will yield the same cardiovascular workout as 10 minutes of rowing. During a good belly laugh your heart rate can top 120 beats a minute. The benefits are the same whether it's a genuine guffaw or a fake chuckle. Laughter also has psychological benefits: it counteracts emotions such as anger and depression. Therefore, as a doctor, I urge all of you men to read, The Penis Monologues, as if it were a wild and woolly comedy. I guarantee you that the laughter will benefit your health.
Dr. Arthur Benjamin Thomas
B.S.; M.D.; M.S.; Ph.D.; Sc.D
Also, Th.D. Doctor of Theology
