The Pearly Gates

What if Heaven was a bureaucracy… and you got stuck in the middle of it?Kelly Robinson wasn't expecting to wake up at the Pearly Gates. Especially not to a General Manager in a white tuxedo informing him that he's not dead—just temporarily detained in the afterlife while his body lies in a coma. But Heaven isn't all harps and halos. Instead, Kelly finds himself thrown into a chaotic realm where history's most notorious figures still bicker, Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn sip cocktails, and Henry VIII has very strong opinions on modern etiquette.Determined to wake up, Kelly must navigate an afterlife full of divine red tape, unpredictable weather, and a bar run by his long-dead grandad. But when he crosses paths with an enigmatic figure named Lou C. Forr—whose name sounds suspiciously like someone you wouldn't want to meet in eternity—Kelly realizes he might be in far more trouble than he thought.Hilarious, irreverent, and unexpectedly profound, Pearly Gates is a madcap journey through the afterlife, proving that not even death is free from bureaucracy… or bar brawls.