The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas

Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room...

Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!