The Nasal Psychic

Big-nosed, tuba-playing Jeremy Farklesworth used to lead a perfectly ordinary lifeâ€"until his voice changed. Now he’s smelling things no one else can smell, like dog poop, cigarette smoke, and sweaty gym socks. Three days after he smells funeral flowers, old Mrs. Munzer from down the street dies. Jeremy is stunned to realize the truth: his nose is psychic! Jeremy’s nose quickly develops a knack for getting him into trouble. When he smells future-vomit during science class, he can’t help but gag. His “class clown” antics infuriate Mr. Snopko, who sends him to the principal’s office. When he gets teary-eyed over the psychic smell of onions, he is deemed “a troubled boy” and sent to see the guidance counselor. And when he tries his hand at solving crimes, his nose is only too happy to helpâ€"by leading him straight into danger. Will Jeremy ever tame his wacky, unpredictable, exasperating nose? Will he learn the truth behind his strange ability? Will he live to see thirteen? Not even the Nasal Psychic can say for sure!