The Merlins 'n the Dime Novel

Ya remember don't ya me tellin ya bout them awful Penney Dreadfuls they wrote bout us over there in Europe? Wal now, get yerself ready for the Dime Novel that was popular here in America. Unknown 't us Rylan, who worked fer us 'n had helped as a Merlins helper when we was up against Vlad 'n the Dracula monks, wrote a dime novel bout us. It scared the beegeebers out of us cause we was certain it would give us away regardin them mystical powers of ours. I'll tell ya right now though it was way different than we thought 'n I think yer gonna be surprised at how things turned out. We shore was. We was able to get ourselves involved in another treasure hunt too. It was one of the screwiest ones we'd ever been on. It had 't do with a feller named Paul Kruger over in Pretoria, South Africa. We discovered he was mighty clever when it come 't hidin his treasure. Get yerself ready fer thrills, chills 'n some mind bogglin adventures with Rylan the Avenger. Thanks fer comin with us. I'm bettin ya will be glad ya did. Gramps