The Last Cruise of the Spitfire

Luke! Yes, Mr. Stillwell. Why didn't you sweep and dust the office this morning? I did, sir. You did! Yes, sir. You did! repeated the gentleman, who, I may as well state, was my esteemed uncle. I must say, young man, that lately you have falsified to an astonishing degree. Excuse me, but I have not falsified-not to my knowledge, sir. Stop; don't contradict me-- I am telling the truth, sir. Stop, I tell you! I will not have it! Look here, and then dare to tell me that this office has seen the touch of a broom or duster this day! And my Uncle Felix motioned me majestically into his office with one hand, while with the other he pointed in bitter scorn at the floor.