The Laser Gun

There was a lot of writing in the news papers, and even the television had it on the news hour. A large article in the Scientific Journals magazine. The problem was that no part of the government, or Pentagon new nothing about this laser gun, produced here in our country. Burt, and Mary Nelsen had improved on a gun made by their friend Nick, that got tired of the project, ans gave it to Burt. Nick's friend Lizzy had a habit she refused to stop. She loved to flash. Alright, she did have a beautiful ass. However, Nick wanted her to stop flashing. Go screw some one else, she screamed at him and walked away. It worked well with the laser gun, as Burt, and Mary had made it into a laser rifle. Now started some private business, because of Lizzy's flashing. However the pentagon, after a test, made Burt, and Mary a rich couple.