The Cosmic Foot Masseur

A great hairy beast of a novel, with teeth the size of carving knives.



Paul Mill aka No-One wakes up in a rundown Bombay hospital with a face he doesn't recognize and a gaping hole where his memories used to be, but he has one thing going for him, an inexplicable talent for foot massage, in fact he's so good he can quite literally raise the dead.

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Deported to Britain and set adrift on the streets of London Paul soon sets up shop amongst the city's homeless, healing their afflictions whilst he tries to track down his missing memories, but when it is discovered his talents as a foot masseur come with an unintended side effect; the ability to produce orgasms of mind-numbing intensity, the rich and famous are soon beating a path to his door.

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Governments, gangsters, occultists, hedonists and corporate vampires, suddenly everyone wants a piece of The Cosmic Foot Masseur – marketed and packaged as a sex guru of near-messianic proportions Paul may not have a past – but it looks like he's got one hell of a future.