Everything you think you know is about to change.
My name is Lucifer. You can call me Lucy - I'm also known as the Devil and Satan, though why my idiot brothers came up with those nicknames is beyond me. I'm an Arch Angel and I run Hell. Yup, I'm the CEO.
Hell is easy. Hell runs like a well-oiled machine. Punishment befitting your sins is carried out and once your sentence is done, voilÀ, you get to go to Heaven. Simple. Easy.
Until suddenly there's a blip on the radar. A breach. Some numbnuts on earth are trying to open a portal to another dimension. A very bad, very terrifying, very deadly dimension. So instead of my simple life in Hell, I end up earth side, where nothing is as it seems, looking for the soul-stealing monster, avoiding the grumpy angel sent from Heaven and finding out my brothers Michael and Gabriel are twats. That last part's not true - I've known they were twats all along.
With an unexpected fondness for my new human friends as a distraction, and my demonic presence stirring up a shit show of epic proportions, all I want to do is go back to my peaceful life in Hell. But someone has to save the world. It may as well be me.
