Revenge of the Pokemongers

Revenge of the Pokémongers is the latest rip snorting novel by Doug Moody, the great literary genius from the land Down Under. The Euton is in crisis with the manifestation of the Pokémon Go phenomenon. Will humanity fall foul of a cosmic conspiracy ushered in by a horde of dispossessed super bludging Lithuanian’s? We see the return of the bludger Blake Winton who makes a desperate attempt to revive his private detective agency which aims to catch small time jokers with their hands in the till. Unfortunately Blake finds himself mixed up with a spiritual retreat come rat house which has been established by his old mucker Ra Ra. Blake fears he will never blow again after an unfortunate encounter with a suspect girly boy, and pins his hopes on a new all-purpose anal suppository which could cure the world of its ills. Andrew Paglia was once the cock of the walk managing an all female soccer team, unfortunately his life has gone down the tubes and he now finds himself at the bottom of the slag heap with the rest of Blake’s cohorts. Also at the bottom of the barrel are the weasel Charley Boy who tries his hand at greyhound doping, and Mick Firko who attempts to bung on raw prawn nights. Fortunately these fellows are not in the rat-house with the rest of their comrades. Meanwhile trivia nights are infiltrating public houses across the globe. Will the dream of beer hoses and portable urinals at the tables of plonkos become a startling reality? All will be revealed in this exploration of the many mysteries of modern man.