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The gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.
The gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.
1. J O'Wolf
Professor Isaac Hugo, inspired by an Ed Wood movie, investigates J's past by probing his ancestral memory—only to hear a "Fractured Fairy Tale" in which J rescues a Princess from an evil wizard and subsequently learns why apples are red. Musical cues provided by Derek and the Dominoes.
2. Remember the Aloe, Moe
A tribute to British rock group Procol Harum and actor George Zucco: STW promoter Gordon Paul launches a tournament to crown a new champion. As J prepares for his first round fight, the Viking Mummy from Outer Space, in the mosquito-like form of a tiny girl named Josie, turns up in his locker room. Together she and J, along with a potted aloe plant, thwart Sister Sludge's plot to take over a small town using a mind-controlling bug spray known as ODOR. All this as J tries to get back in time for his match.
3. J O'Wolf's 115th Dream
Bob Dylan provides the music for Isaac Hugo's second experiment, in which J returns to the days of the Old West and once again rescues the Princess—this time from the World Rustling Federation—and lays the groundwork for the country music industry.
4. E'came, Esau, E'conquered
Virginia Wolfe Meets Prince when, following a "Mrs. Dalloway" inspired opening covering Round Two of the STW tournament, J, Jon Raas, and Melagris attend a séance. A bit of hanky-panky ensues, although not to the satisfaction of everyone involved.
5. Son of J O'Wolf
Isaac Hugo hears yet another version of how J rescued the Princess and came to marry her—after which he decides to pursue other ventures. George Thorogood provides an appropriate set of drinking songs.
The gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.
1. J O'Wolf
Professor Isaac Hugo, inspired by an Ed Wood movie, investigates J's past by probing his ancestral memory—only to hear a "Fractured Fairy Tale" in which J rescues a Princess from an evil wizard and subsequently learns why apples are red. Musical cues provided by Derek and the Dominoes.
2. Remember the Aloe, Moe
A tribute to British rock group Procol Harum and actor George Zucco: STW promoter Gordon Paul launches a tournament to crown a new champion. As J prepares for his first round fight, the Viking Mummy from Outer Space, in the mosquito-like form of a tiny girl named Josie, turns up in his locker room. Together she and J, along with a potted aloe plant, thwart Sister Sludge's plot to take over a small town using a mind-controlling bug spray known as ODOR. All this as J tries to get back in time for his match.
3. J O'Wolf's 115th Dream
Bob Dylan provides the music for Isaac Hugo's second experiment, in which J returns to the days of the Old West and once again rescues the Princess—this time from the World Rustling Federation—and lays the groundwork for the country music industry.
4. E'came, Esau, E'conquered
Virginia Wolfe Meets Prince when, following a "Mrs. Dalloway" inspired opening covering Round Two of the STW tournament, J, Jon Raas, and Melagris attend a séance. A bit of hanky-panky ensues, although not to the satisfaction of everyone involved.
5. Son of J O'Wolf
Isaac Hugo hears yet another version of how J rescued the Princess and came to marry her—after which he decides to pursue other ventures. George Thorogood provides an appropriate set of drinking songs.