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REJECTED FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES
Experience a satirical tome of dark comedy from The JasonJack!
Told from the hilarious and often times pessimisticperspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tomeof hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at yourlocal Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!
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Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only wayto con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie tohandle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Visit Walapie Media's website today.
Experience a satirical tome of dark comedy from The JasonJack!
Told from the hilarious and often times pessimisticperspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tomeof hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at yourlocal Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!
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Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only wayto con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie tohandle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Visit Walapie Media's website today.
