Professor Richter's Rules

I've got my iron clad rules to live by:
1. Never date a student--In my defense, I didn't know she was my student until after I stole her innocence and she showed up in my classroom.
2. Always use a different name--I couldn't help using my real name. After all, it's the only one I wanted to hear her scream out when she was underneath me.
3. Do not get attached--Is probably irrelevant due to the undeniable fact that I'm probably already in love with her.
4. Never stay the night--At this moment, I'm currently watching her dance around my kitchen as she makes me breakfast.