Play It Again, Sam

So, You Think You Know Romance?

You don't. Not unless you know Spencer St. Gregory and Philippa Morgan. Now theirs was a love for the ages. Just boy meets girl -- a story we've all heard -- or think we have. I had. I thought I'd heard of everything. Heck, I've dug up stuff in everyone's backyard. I'm Sam. I'm the dog.

When the Viscount and Pippa met, it looked like it'd be Bogey and Bacall all over again -- a kiss like that doesn't happen every day. And if you'd seen the look in her eyes -- you too, would have known that this was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or something hotter.

But dames don't always know what's good for them, and honor can get people into a lot of trouble. I'm here to make sure that it all goes right this time. Until they tell me otherwise, that's my job.