Pirate Lady Holiday

Aboard the Pirate Lady, Clara's Christmas is not looking too merry. She tries to lift her spirits with a little holiday baking, but until tattooed rocker, Hot Jack Slick, traveling incognito, arrives on the scene, it looks like Clara's not going to find any spirit in her holidays.

Jack is about to find out that this is one lady pirate who isn't impressed by fame and fortune, and never dates guys in bands. It's going to take Santa Claus and all his helpers to help Jack break the ice that surrounds this very lovely lady's heart. And even then it will be a stretch to make it to her bedroom before Christmas morning dawns.