Omelette On The Rampage

After reading this alternative horror story, you will never look at breakfast the same way again! Conjoined bacon twins, Tudor and Windsor are trapped in the fridge, subjected to dark, cramped, claustrophobic conditions. When they finally get their chance to leave, it seems there is a murderous omelette named Edgar on the loose. Thousands of puffed rice nuggets have already perished and he will not stop there. Can Tudor and Windsor thwart his plan to kill anyone who stands in his way? Can Tudor seduce the delectable white pudding with the juicy currants or will he submit to the charms of his Lorne sausage companion? Will the friendship they enjoy with their fellow foods survive the test of being cooked? Awkward, weird and probably the most disturbing tale you will ever read about breakfast foods, Omelette On The Rampage will completely change the way you feel about the food on your plate.