Oh! Emma! - The Secret Diary Of A

The funniest, steamiest, raunchiest, cheekiest comedy in 10 years www.emmawilsonsbedroompost.com. Ever wondered what REALLY happened with Dubya€™s Pretzel? Ever wondered why Rio was late for his drugs test?..... ...Once upon a time in a yummy little shop called Harrods, there lived a gorgeous 25 and a quarter year old mall brat, called Emma Wilson. But Emma wasn€™t like the other girls. Oh no! Daddy€™s little princess was special, and was sure to have a cold every Tuesday and Thursday, so she cud slave in Harrods with her best pals Lucy and Tash, billing Daddy€™s credit card in sickie heaven. Then one day, poor little Miss Emma, star pupil of the €˜Mucca Mills Golddigging Academy€™, was made chief bridesmaid of her best friend Lucy€™s wedding (big mistake) and began working her way through the guest list (bottom up) taking the scenic route through the whitehouse oval office, and Cristiano€™s off-side rule (for girlz) But who will make it to the altar f