No Man's Hair Is His Own

From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON'T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes a short, sweet tale of young love and possible hair loss. Lily and Ferdinand only just met two and a half hours ago. But they share so much in common. Surely love, true love, a magnificent love for the ages awaits!Except for one little problem.She knows.The shameful, wretched truth that every man tries to hide…A possibly touching, and definitely ridiculous, love story that explores how far some of us will go to protect our yearning hearts.