My Favorite Midlife Crisis (Yet)

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR INTERIOR DECORATOR, BRAD
(or, A Midlife Crisis Checklist):

• Get divorced (this is a must!)
• Quickly discover a lifetime supply of humor (this will also help with your children and your mentally deteriorating father)
• Stop sulking, show a little spirit and start a new life plan (also a must)
• Recruit your two very dear, newly single friends to help you with it
• Have a romantic affair that blows your mind
• Don't look back, and enjoy the ride!