Muffin Top

The only thing about me that's a size zero is the filter on my mouth. I've got a big personality, a big rack, and a big number on the scale. And I'm perfectly fine with that.

But when some random guy suggests I might not be eating alone if I'd ordered a salad instead of a hamburger I'm shocked silent, which is a feat, trust me.

That brings us to one sexy fireman named Frankie Hartigan. He's hot. He's funny… And he's just apologized for being late for our "date" then glared at the fat-shaming jerk. Next thing I know, he's sitting down and ordering himself dinner.

I have no problem telling him I don't need a pity date…unless of course it's to my high school reunion next week. Oops where did that last bit come from? And what do I do now that he's said yes?!

Because this is no make-over story, and I think Frankie is using me for something. I just have to figure out what…