Motherclucker

A full length romantic comedy set in the world of Crown Creek!When a sinfully gorgeous, totally infuriating motherbeeper comes barreling into my life, I don't seduce him. Of course not. That's what a normal girl would do.Me? I cause him grave injuries.I'm not just a hot mess. I'm a full-on inferno of bad decision-making. I tell my clients to trust their guts, but I'm pretty sure mine is defective.I know I cannot trust myself when it comes to love.That must be why I'm falling for him.He's a grump. I'm an eternal optimist.He's a total workaholic. I just try to keep it together until the weekendHe's freaking rich. My best dress is the one I found on the Target clearance rack six years ago.He considers every move he makes. I trash talk a colleague and then hit reply-all.He's sexy as hell. I take a pole-dancing lesson and end up in the hospital.He hates kids. I'm a single mom.Obviously, we won't work out.Luke Crowthers is a bad decision. He's staying up all night with bourbon and a pint of ice cream, personified. So I tell myself to stop dreaming about him...Then he asks me to pretend we're a couple.My gut says I shouldn't...So I'm gonna do it.