Monsters Say: "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"

The Monster Family fears that they will be eaten by children. The monsters decide to create a television program to encourage human children to eat vegetables instead. Their show becomes wildly popular, but an oil cartel named Soco Poco, fearing that green stuff will replace greasy food, begin their own campaign. Soon the Monster Family is accused of starting a terrible world-wide epidemic. Human beings drink large glasses of oil at every meal and eat only oil-soaked food in order to protect themselves from Holotta Huey, the disease wrought by the Monster Family. The monsters are banned from the airwaves and flee to their home at the top of an oak tree. This ripped-from-current-headlines ebook is being published at a time when it is rumored that the Holotta Huey pandemic has spread to Washington D.C. and other major cities in the world.