Major Distractions

SINGLE GUY SEEKS...

Footloose and fancy-free woman

When I first saw Lindsey Major, she was putting on a kiddie puppet show. Next thing I knew, she was hitting me up for a "real" job. Well, Lindsey sure is qualified -- for the job and for me -- but I can't figure out why she won't give me the time of day.

SINGLE MOM SEEKS...

Dad for kids

Marco D'Abruzzi is a good guy, and I'm sure he'd be a great lover. But though I'm tempted, I can't possibly mix business with pleasure. Because Marco's made it plain that he likes being single, while I've got three pint-size reasons to avoid him -- and all of them call me "Mommy"!