Lord Conrad's Lady

VACATION IN PEACEFUL MEDIEVAL POLAND

SEE the ancient city of Cracow burn!

WALLOW in the frightful murder of noblewomen and children at the invincible castle of East Gate!

ENJOY the attack of the crazy old ladies at Sir Miesko's manor!

WATCH the regretful demise of the remaining Mongols as they drown in the cesspool at Three Walls!

CONSIDER various offers made to Conrad Stargard by eager blondes of just-barely-marriageable age!

NOTICE as his wife, the formidable Lady Francine, gets annoyed!

-- Superlative lodging provided by the Pink Dragon Inns
-- Excellent duty-free values on cloth, coal, Mongol arms & armor
-- One-way packages
-- Call your intertemporal travel agency for details