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Poor Ronny Carter! Illegitimate son of Crazy Cat Carter, the dirtiest female wrestler on the professional circuit whose boyfriend wears girls' clothes and goes by the name of Cynthia.
Ronnie never had a birth certificate, never went to school, was taught to read and write by Mum's boozy chums, and educated himself from the books in the local free library, newest of which was 150 years old.
Ronny has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. When Mum gets sent down or six months (assault and battery), Ronny tries to feed Cynthia and himself by practical if not moral means. (Ronnie was never taught morals.)
Cynthia runs off to Rabat and Ronny is sent to get him back. (We here discover how to get a false passport.)
An unexpected death puts Ronny in the hands of the Rabat police, where he looses his money and is deported to Vienna.
In Vienna he starts raising money by whatever means comes to mind. He father fancies fraud.
Sent to Yugoslavia on a errand for a crook, he gets mixed up in murder and is deported back to Vienna. The Austrian police deport him to Britain.
Back in Britain Ronny finds himself in the most serious trouble yet. Oh, wow, yes.
Poor Ronny!
Read on, brace yourself and read on.
Ronnie never had a birth certificate, never went to school, was taught to read and write by Mum's boozy chums, and educated himself from the books in the local free library, newest of which was 150 years old.
Ronny has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. When Mum gets sent down or six months (assault and battery), Ronny tries to feed Cynthia and himself by practical if not moral means. (Ronnie was never taught morals.)
Cynthia runs off to Rabat and Ronny is sent to get him back. (We here discover how to get a false passport.)
An unexpected death puts Ronny in the hands of the Rabat police, where he looses his money and is deported to Vienna.
In Vienna he starts raising money by whatever means comes to mind. He father fancies fraud.
Sent to Yugoslavia on a errand for a crook, he gets mixed up in murder and is deported back to Vienna. The Austrian police deport him to Britain.
Back in Britain Ronny finds himself in the most serious trouble yet. Oh, wow, yes.
Poor Ronny!
Read on, brace yourself and read on.