Let's Pretend This Never Happened

PERFECT GIRLS MAKE PERFECT ENEMIES

Dear Dumb Diary,

School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her
backpack, and the school nurse—who is now one of my main heroes—took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)

Sneak a peek inside the diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.