Just Tricking!

Is this the right book for you? Take the tricking test and find out.

Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school?
Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else?
Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths?
Do you own any of the following items: fake dog poo, rubber vomit, gorilla suit?
Do you wish that every day could be April Fool's Day?

Score: One point for each "yes" answer.
3-5 You are a practical joking genius. You will love this book.
1-2 You are a good practical joker. You will love this book.
0 You are not a practical joker. You are what practical jokers call a "victim." You will love this book.