Jesus Returns

Jesus returns to Earth in the 21st Century, and he lands in Asheville, NC, where he reveals his true identity to one of Asheville's denizens. They become friends and decide to travel to the Holy Land so that Jesus can see what has happened since his last sojourn there. In rough figures, Jesus is two thousand years of age. Satan has him beat by four thousand years. Where is the Devil living, and what part does he play in this story? What sort of adventures do Jesus and his sidekick experience as they travel?