I Think She's Trying to Tell Me Something

About to hit the big 3-0, New York City sportswriter Jack Byrnes believes in a lot of things: his two best friends Jeff and Bernie, baseball, cold pizza to cure a hangover, baseball ... but Fate has never been one of them.

Now, though, Fate has decided to send Jack a birthday present he'll never forget -- a chance at true love. The problem is that it comes with a catch. Well, five catches, actually: Jack's ex-girlfriends.

Everywhere he looks he sees them: Nikki, the First Kiss; Danielle, the Freshman Fling-Turned-Bestselling Author; Amy, the One That Got Away; Connie, the One That Wants to Come Back; and Mary Ann, whose bizarre appearance at an Arizona airport kicked off this whole coincidental mess.

Karma is a bitch -- and she's obviously trying to tell Jack something. But will he listen this time and let true love step up to the plate? Or is he destined to strike out once again?