I Read Harry Potter Once... Book 2

Harrison Potter is finally free.Free from unwanted fame.Free from accidental symbolism.Free from a documentary that nearly turned him into an emotional lighthouse for the entire seventh grade.Life is quiet......until the school board gets wind of last semester's incident (which Harrison prefers to call The Time Everything Exploded Emotionally and Literally). Now they want answers, discipline, and possibly a fire extinguisher.But that's not the worst part.A mockumentary crew—yes, a real camera team with boom mics, clipboards, and too much enthusiasm—arrives to film the authentic middle-school experience. Suddenly everyone at Maple Ridge is auditioning for a spotlight no one asked for. Random students start acting like lifelong friends of Harrison. Parents try to get screen time. Teachers get dramatic. And Finn? Finn is convinced this is destiny and begins rehearsing his fog ballet for the cameras.While Harrison only wants one thing:Not. To. Be. Filmed.With Milo (his miniature attorney/best friend), Paisley (chaos editor turned supporting character), and Finn (unhinged glitter prophet), Harrison tries to dodge the cameras, navigate the chaos, and survive a school suddenly behaving like it's The Office: Middle School Edition.But when interviews get leaked, rumors spread, and everyone starts performing for the lens, Harrison realizes something terrifying:You don't have to be the main character to get caught in the drama.Mockumentary Mayhem is a funny, fast-paced, clean middle-grade comedy about friendship, identity, and surviving a school year where EVERYONE wants a close-up—except the one kid who already lived through it once.Perfect for fans of:humorous school novelsclean parodymockumentary-style storytellingawkward heroes who just want a normal lifeNo magic. No wands. No trademarks. Just pure middle-grade mischief.