How To Tell If Your Parents Are Aliens

WARNING:
THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT ONE OR BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS COMES FROM OUTER SPACE

For every kid who suspects that his parents may actually be creatures from outer space—a complete guide for uncovering the terrible truth. Written by an alien seeking political asylum on Earth, it reveals the Top Secrets of parental aliens and gives practical advice on:

• How to launch an investigation without arousing suspicion
• How to protect yourself from a sneak alien attack in your own home
• Trick questions to determine if your parents are aliens...or simply weird
• What to do if you find out you are actually living with creatures from outer space

AND MUCH MORE

LEARN THE TRUTH - AND TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION!