How to Survive the Next Recession

How to Survive the Next Recession takes a hilarious look at our upcoming economic predicament. Companies are being restructured, house flipping reality TV shows are being cancelled, and millionaires who caused this whole thing are scraping by with the same bonuses they got last year. It's tough out there, but never fear! We're here to help. There are four phases to this recession and no matter which one you're in; Denial, Decline, Rock Bottom, or Mohawk Apocalypse; we have the advice to get you through it with ease. Only How to Survive the Next Recession will show you how to find a relationship when you literally have only love to give, and how to stylize your rags when all your clothes are repossessed. Laughter is the true key to getting through the next recession and this book has more knee slapping hilarity than you can hoard in an empty purse.