House of Shards

DRAKE MAIJSTRAL
the most daring Allowed Burglar in the Galaxy, is now setting his sights on the Eltdown Shard, a spectacular necklace embodying the flame of a dying star.

GEOFF FU GEORGE
Maijstral's major rival in the ratings war among Allowed Burglars, is setting his sights at the same target.

THE DUCHESS OF BENN
only wants to wear her beautiful jewelry in peace.

LORD QLP
only wants to socialize with human beings, and is always disappointed when they turn slightly green and wander away. Could it be his breath?

PEARL WOMAN
wouldn't take sides, except that Fu George has stolen the pearl which is her trademark.

THE AUDIENCE
watches every detail on the yids, as the media globes zero in on Maijstral and Fu George planning and executing their crimes.