About This Book
Maximum-strength horror fiction.Indications:For fast-acting relief from peace of mind. Provides a daily dose of terror guaranteed to induce thrills, chills, and shocks. When taken as an antidote to the ordinary, stories alleviate feelings of security and the belief that what you can't see can't hurt you. Dosage:Stories deliver powerful jolts to the imagination, stimulate feelings of uneasiness, and suppress the benign appearance of the everyday. To be administered every two to three pages in continuous readings. Most effective at night, when the house is still and the darkness outside encroaches. Active ingredients:Abominable monstrosities, dark and stormy nights, demons, evil incarnate, fog-shrouded streets, malevolent children, psychopaths, reanimated corpses, and things that go bump in the night. Warnings: Do not exceed personal threshold levels for fright. Do not take if weak of heart, frail of constitution, or easily disturbed by the unpredictable eruption of the irrational into the normal order. Not recommended for those who identify too closely with characters and their inescapable dooms. Overdose can lead to sleepless nights, paranoia, nightmares, or general feelings of uneasiness. Stories may prove addictive.
