Henry Potty and the Deathly Paper Shortage

The devious Lord Revolting has split his soul into seven Plot Devices, from the One Ring to the Really Gross Wooden Eyeball. Can Henry Potty, lousy student and heroic Chosen One, destroy them in time? Or will a paper shortage kill him, as the corporeally challenged Bumbling Bore foresees? Join Henry as he duels mimes, droids, blobs, religious extremists, parapsychologists, and the dreaded Tooth Fairy. Which is the deadlier weapon: the Wand of Napalm or the Mega Death Laser 3000? It's a race against National Treasures, Legions of Dimness, and Miniclorians, from the Funhouse of Terror to the Locker Room of Doom. But if Henry wants to recoup his fans from Professor Sniffly Snort, he must try…

Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: A laugh-out-loud, irreverent salute to everyone's favorite series, for ages 2 to 222.

Praise for Henry Potty and the Pet Rock
"If you're in the mood for a silly parody it'll be perfect, and even if you aren't it'll still be fun."
–Burning Void Reviews

"A spoof like no other I've ever seen in literature: you will chuckle and laugh until your belly hurts"
–Reader Views

"Children of all ages (including adults) will enjoy this hilarious parody!" –The Best Reviews

First Place Winner of the Phelan Award & USA Book News National Best Books Awards Winner 2007.
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