Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he's worth. Will Fred the Frog survive the mad pork chop's clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him?Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Contains bacon.