What is your dog thinking? What puts a smile on his face? In this collection of dog fiction, dogs speak their minds in that straightforward manner only dogs have. They'll tell you why they do what they do, and, more pressingly, they want to know why we do what we do. Why are humans obsessed with sex? And why do they stare for hours at the TV? And what's with pooping into all that nice, clean water? Some of the dogs are cute, others plain rude. Some are from around the corner, others from the farthest reaches of the galaxy—and some even live on an Earth where dogs are the dominant species—but all are indubitably dogs, through and through.