Get The Lead Out

Number Four in the Shift Series, our Shifter finds himself in his worst situation ever. Fourth in line in a first-grade elementary school fighting the urge to mess his pants or embarrass the poor kid whose body he has taken over. Will he blurt out, I Have to SH*T! and save his drawers, or let this poor kid down?
Floating aimlessly among the stars for years unaccounted, I am left with only one real way of maintaining my humanity. The big red SHIFT button allows me to assume the identity of individuals back on Earth for short spans of time. After all of these years shifting, I thought I had been every type of person on the planet- but I was wrong.