G Day: Please God, Get Me Off the Hook

G Day is basically mans attempt to murder God for leaving the world in such dire conditions.  The team of assassins includes a Harvard educated Cyclops; his assistant, composed of ancient dust, named UGH; a mysterious woman with a somber history of sexual abuse name, None,; A woman employed by the C.I.A., previously a statue in a museum, named Ida; a scientist with a half omniscient mind, name Dr. Sseus; twenty-seven past presidents; and Dr. Pangloss the Programmer.  God, not wanting to take any of the blame, assigns the devil to assume his role during the tribulation, only he must refer to himself as (God)  The misadventures that occur only leave the world in an utter mess with absolutely no one in charge and the most unexpected resolution of all.