Friend or Faux

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall,
Who's the #1 Hottie of Them All?

Spend a few days in "nature" and blow off two entire weeks of P.E.? Cher's there! So maybe the hot tubs will be a little rustic. She'll deal with it...As if! The spa is like totally primitive. No phones, no outlets for the hair dryer, not even a mirror! So Cher's psyched to pack up her steamer trunk and head for the hills—Beverly Hills.

But civilization can be so uncivilized. here's this new girl, Mariah. She's richer than Cher, wears more expensive clothes than Cher, and in just three days she's become more popular than Cher. Is Cher jealous? Not even! Mariah may not know it yet, but she needs help. Translation: She needs Cher!